Why US Customs officials hate Easter

It feels funny, having no statutory Easter holiday. We were greatly surprised to find the Easter Bunny had left Cadbury eggs in our letterbox (which we didn't find until Easter Sunday, by chance). Methinks the soft, soft touch of US Customs was involved... Maybe they misread "chocolate" for "cocaine", maybe they freaked out when these innocent eggs showed up with solid contents on X-ray... For whatever reason, this was how the eggs came out of their respective boxes:


At least, I'm sure they had gloves on. Possibly covered with other people's cocaine.

In other weather, Spring continues to spring in a disturbingly seasonal manner: