Glorious airports

Ahh, airports. It there nothing they won't do for a cheap laugh? We've spent a fair amount of time in various airports over the last few weeks, and there were a few signs that really piqued our curiosity - were these intentional jokes, or bonafide errors?

Auckland airport, multiple locations:

Carrion essentials - where only the best-dressed buzzards, crows and hyenas go to shop. Or perhaps these bags are all extra-lined for tidy transport of carrion?

Fiji, departure lounge:

I'm willing to give anything a try, but Glandfiddich sounds fairly repulsive, even by my standards. I imagine a liver smoothie with a lymph node garnish...

Fiji, departure lounge:

Is chicken wanton a fowl of loose morals?

Fiji, departure lounge:

I have to admit, the chic peas have to be the most stylish legumes around.

Needless to say, when you're exhausted having been on the "road" for way too long - not to mention braving the TSA - these things become way too funny.